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Humorous, Entertaining, Funny Stories
« on: March 18, 2007, 03:46:38 PM »
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Promotion to Fork Lift Operator
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2007, 05:49:28 PM »
If you work in a warehouse or on the shop floor, this will hit home.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdjt6Bl5qdY
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Being new on the job?
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2007, 01:39:19 PM »
All of us have been the new guy on the job.

http://www.break.com/index/the_new_guy_prank.html
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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2007, 02:01:26 AM »
This thread is the place to post stories that send or bring a smile.
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Retirement....
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2007, 05:20:30 PM »
Subject: Retirement....

 
 
God Bless America!
And They Ask Why I Like Retirement !
 
Question:  How many days in a week?
Answer:     6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question:  When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer:    Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
 
Question:  How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer:    Only one, but it might take all day.
 
Question:  What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer:    There is not enough time to get everything done.
 
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer:    The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
 
Question: Among  retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer:    Tied shoes.
 
Question:  Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer:  &nbs p; They are the only ones who have the time.

Question:  What is the common term for someone  who  enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer:    NUTS!
 
Question:  Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer:  They know that as soon as they do, one of  their adult kids will  want to store stuff there.

Question:  What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer:   Normal.
 
Question:  What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer:    The never-ending Coffee Break.

Question:  What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a  retiree?
Answer:    If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
 
Question:  Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses  the people he used to work  with?
Answer:    He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
 
 My  favorite one:
QUESTION:   What do you do all week?
Answer:  Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat & Sun, I  rest!
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